Now if only I had a wireless land lease...

Cash for Cell Tower Lease

Convert your wireless land lease to Cash without selling your property!

www.BarkleyTower.com

Is EVERYONE against the BSA?

Phew. Different BSA...

Contacted by the BSA?

Experienced counsel to defend your company against the BSA.

www.bsadefense.com/

Interesting: that URL has a slash. They usually don't...

Better living through consumption!

Did you know you can achieve deeper meditation with stuff you can buy from a catalog? Me neither...

Attain Deeper Meditation.

Live a life less ordinary. Isabella has inspiration for meditation.

www.isabellacatalog.com

Do they sound like cheerleaders to you?

My baby brother's getting married tomorrow. Hurray! I have it in my Google Calendar, so the default reminder came this morning. (Not like I was going to forget it!)

Kristy is the bride and new aunt. Our best guess is that 'Cory and Kristy' produced these four ads:

Cheerleader Videos

Free Cheerleader Videos No Wait - Watch Instantly!

www.gotuit.com

Cheerleading Ringtone

Send this ringtone to your phone right now!

RingRingMobile.com

Free Cheerleading DVD

Instructional Video. From Beginning To Advanced Stunts. Survey Req.

Learning-Offer.com

Cheek Cheers

Cheer on the Team with New Body Cheerz!

www.AndersonsSpirit.com

On top of it all, that first one might be a little sketchy (and I'm not clicking through to find out!).

Offer expires today!

Geez, I better get right on that. Wonder if they re-sign that ad up every day...

Free Microsoft Word 2003

Need a Free Word Processor? Offer Expires today!

www.getitused.org

Maybe I'll just have to start sending myself emails like 'Bananas!'

I often use Gmail as a reminder system for myself. So I sent myself an email with the subject 'crackers!' this morning. Got some lovely results below.

If I ever get hard up for results, I can prime the pump this way.

Christmas Crackers

Delivered direct to your door Quality, Design and Service

www.ChristmasCrackerShop.com

Incomplete Cracker Finder

Find incomplete crackers inside sealed packs, without using x-ray

www.detection.com.au

Buy Ritz Crackers

Great Selection - Get 5% back Free shipping with minimum purchase

www.drugstore.com

Cheese & Gourmet Gifts

Free Shipping Special! Quality Gourmet Gift Baskets

graciousbaskets.com

I wonder what that incomplete cracker thing is all about...

Not sure what the cues were here...

but the results are funny.

How to Live

If you like Richard Dawkins, I think you'll like this blog.

www.howtolive.org

What if you hate Richard Dawkins?

One World

A New World Order could arrive almost overnight.

www.scp-inc.org/

Like a thief in the night, baby. Apocalypse by any other name...